It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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