So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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