New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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