Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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