i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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