he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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