there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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