whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
porn star boner night. come get it.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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