He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
