Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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