he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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