I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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