I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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