I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Randomize
