butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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