I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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