Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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