my soul wont recognize me after tonight
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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