is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I am one with the molecules
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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