Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Shitshow foam night was such a success
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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