Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
