I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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