Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
