i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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