she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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