try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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