I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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