I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
