i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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