i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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