I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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