trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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