am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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