last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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