just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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