Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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