If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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