Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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