I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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