I am puke
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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