Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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