I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
