Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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