69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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