im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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