I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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