if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You may now shotgun with the bride
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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