Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Ladies don't puke and tell
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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