People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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