How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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