Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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