just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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