Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Vodka?
Forever.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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