Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He better not be in your backpack
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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