is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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