so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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