what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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