i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize